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the wizard's hat falls to the floor casts off his cape, derobed once more he grabs his staff begins to run his arse reflects the golden sun a naked wizard running through the streets his long white beard flowing like a sheet the people stare as he screams i am the one a naked wizard disappearing into the setting sun smoke billows from the witch's lips massive cone on which she rips she sings a stoner siren song and passes me her witchy bong skinny little witch in black lipstick with a pin her thumb she doth prick and drops her blood onto the weed its real good shit, no sticks no seeds. i saw a goat from outta space he had a mean look on his face he showed me all his shiny blades then threw one through an ace of spades crazy alien goat dude with mad knife skills shit i must be trippin' this weed really kills clad in black leather and doing tricks with cards dude looks like he works in a gay magic bar


Recorded February 2015 @ Pentastar Studios, Newport, South Wales
Mixed by Chi Lameo April 2020 @ Kitten HQ


released April 22, 2020

Chi Lameo - Guitar, Vocals
Chris West - Drums
Stgr'n Matt - Bass

Rob Davies - Solos
Paul Catten - Additional Vocals on Bite It You Scum

Artwork by Dominic Mayer

'Cause I Can't - music & lyrics by RMZ
The Wizard's Hat - music & lyrics by Chi
Bite It You Scum - music & lyrics by GG Allin & The Scumfucs


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Spider Kitten UK

Stupidly eclectic, ultra heavy, stoner / doom / sludge / psych / whatever band from South Wales, UK. Est. 2001

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